Lottery Win - Rosanne from USA

When this envelope arrived I was quite intrigued! I had won a lottery on the forum and honestly did not expect it to come all wrapped up like this. Bonus for me! Rosanne lives in New York and was offering a neat assortment of cards she got at a Charles Dickens exhibit at one of the library's in New York awhile back. She was recently at an event at her library and saw the question "If you were a book, what would your title be?" It stuck with her and that was her lottery - to answer that question. I don't know if she randomly selected me or if she liked my answer best, either way, these cards made their way to me. Each letter of the alphabet has a character and the reverse has an article as well. These brought back many memories of high school English. Thank you Rosanne! So, how would you answer that question - If you were a book, what would your title be?